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Episode 3 · 1 year ago

Episode 3 - We Actually Prepared For This One, It's Pretty Good!

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[Recorded via Zoom] - In Episode 3, Sam and Alex have a (very, very) lengthy chat about movies and movie scenarios, and they bring back their "bar convo's" segment.

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What am I listening to Yo're listening to the SAM and Alexpodcast? Welcome everybody to the third episodeof the Sami, Alex podcast. This is it's pretty cool, isn't it so it's threeepisodes the second one is going up today, which is Saturday the what's the date soon, the eleventh ofApril. I believe it's the eleventh yet Levent of April. What does that make OuHo? How long have you been in isolation for now then? Well, we were a couple of weeks earlywith my because I work for a sporting club probablyor be coming up six weeks now,six weeks, I think I've just hit the month mark yeah, I think justit themonth and I'm going to stir absolutely sto crazy. It's hard to II, Amyeah I've Wan o tell what it is. I've gone more than any acceptable amount of timewithout wearing an iron shirt startd to look sloppy as backyeahwhat's e thing like I've, not I mean I'm dying for a haircut. I reallyneed a haircat I've, not Shar. With the loo out the locks, Ote looks SookayLoks Ookay, the lids, the lids looking solid at the moment. I need Ed yeah. Ican't see you, but I can only assume, because you have one of the mostgorgeous lids I ever seen it has to be said. What point are you going to start toget concerned about the lead? And Will you get your very serious, long termgirlfriend to cut your hair she's already offered like three times? Ijust can't. I just can't do it, though I need to see in Barbara. I think Idon't try. I really don't trust it. She'll purposely fuck it up haveuif you thought about, because thisis crossed my head six weeks into visolation. I should say before I wurtthis one out there, but I have considered the bars the buzs yeahhundred percent I'd be I'd, be worried, it's not going to Gow back Thoy. That's my concern because you don'twant t at this stage. We don't know if this is going to last an three monthssix months year. However long, but you don't want to do the bars and then wecome out of isolation like two weeks later, that's absolutely worst case Aryeah. You do that you do tha butbt yeah, exactly you buzzit, you Buz't an enyour back and work the next week. Try to explain why you look like it.Absolute Oididn't realize you didlisted yeah, I just don't want to bars, amlook like Jason Stafam and then have to go back to work. At'nod idea, its really not idea has everything else going yeah. It's all good man all good, anyany funny stories over the week. Yet no no super funny stories, but I'velost a bit of weight bu any any girls out there. Listening you'll, probablyhate me for this, but I've lost six kilos in two weeks. Se Ai Razy yeahfrom all the running I've been doing. I should say I' notit's not that foodpoisoning that you got dutchy encounter with a firyvintelethat. I done it done a lot of running and lost quite a few cakes, I'm looking alittle bit skinny at the Mo, I'm not feeling huge and that's never a goodsign. That's yeah! That is a big issue. It's particularly for you. I don't havemuch sure you alial looking huge a hundred percent. My Co myself.Confidence is directly correlated to how massive I feel exactly yeah yeah an gride. At the moment it is a struggle yeah. I feeling I justfeel so suggish. I don't think I can wake up at the moment. Mi I'm so I goto bed like eleven o'clock, its still...

...not wakeit up til like Ted. It's reallynot good. It really is hard to wake up at the moment. F, you don't ny goodtips, not really yeah. I think I'm just going to come up withthe reason to get up before ten o'clock. I mean we work, probably as well, but Icould do most of my work in the boarding from bed. So it's not too adand if my boss is listening to this, I'm up at Aham working each day, everyday he's had, it is had to explain when I'mworking from home how ive been late to work for last tree week, you don't understand. I have a massivehouse, the distance for my bedroom to my office it' adreal, exactly maybe maybe we should move on o some ofthe content that we've actually prepared for the podcast today. Thisprobably actually, this is probably one of the first ones. Wherewe're preparedwe've properly prepared some stuff in the in the days before, and not justlike half an hour before doing a quick call Bhey like what do you want to talk yeah? Well, we'll look with with threeepisodes in now, so we thought we should a maybe a teaspoon ofprofessionalism and actually prepare something. So the first segment we've got today isfake movie trailers, it's time for fake movie trailers. This kind of stems out of the news thata lot of a lot of movies being pushed back atthe moment to two thousand and twenty one.Obviously, people can't get a movie theateres and it's custed moviebusiness as Shitloader revedue. Although I saw summer going directly toapple streaming, did you see that I did see that that's it's a pretty good side yeah, it'spretty good time to be Netflix or apple streaming on Amazon, prime or whatever,because you just going to yeah absolutely capitalize on all the moviesthat can't be released in cinema hundred percent. We kind of led to usto come up with our own game. You and I are both quite competitive. I'd, say I'm slightly more competitive, no I'm more compentitive, so we thought we' come up with. GivenUS an absence move. We come up with fake movie trailers as a movie thatwe'd want to see. So the challenge is you got to come up with a thity roughlya thirty second ARATION. We won't get the timer out the fake movie, trailercan't be currnt movie, and you have to do your own movieg, narration voice andchoose kind of your leading person. Male female or, however, they selfidentify sure, and then the way we choose the winner on this is the otherperson will score. You movies, zero to ter, not based on how good the movie isbased on how well it will do on the at the box office at the box office. Okay,O, like a ten model, would be like a marvel or a faster fast in the purieslike not not your typical quality movie as much particularly fast. An furious absolutely dominates the box office. Iremember, I think one of the best, the best things that we've donetogether is watching. Was it fast in feris eight, when wher Ron, doin yeah, do it the RockJohnson just a beside youliterally, you literally could'twrite that Shit. The Rock just found a missed. Ouand decided he was going topunch it a hi like fuck. It will put it in the movie yeah. I don't reckon I don't reckon they.Even they didn't even film that for the movie that was just happening in reallife and they jus Chucke me all right. Do you poy? Do you want to?We can't do a coin to us. Obviously we're doing this just audio. So do youwant to go first mate or do you want me to go? First? No, I'm happy to go first.I just need to get Y. my movie trailer voice, ready Ar Mind fliks. We if it sounds a bittoo edited in this section, is because...

...we took a few guys to get this righthundred percent. Let me have a a SIP OF MY SUMMERS: Be Low, Carb, apple, sider, Lok Cup bakgetting, to big Yeah S. all right, we read have to get off thecaus like the cause. Liht is anybody drink, Omark warbake does, which Ithink kind of sums up cause likt, so also sums up mark will big but yeah all right. Arl, we ready Yes, okay, starring John Sina and Jason Stathon ina world at the brink of alien invasion. Only two men can give the rest of earthhope following the two thsand and twenty pandemic crisis earth is now theleast polluted Livable Planet in the Galaxy starring, Steve Bashemi as thealien commander, our hero is utilizing. Sheer baldness an wwe moves. Must SaveEarth from the invaders also featuring mccolei Colkan is John Sena's bestfriend and drug dealer is July, W twusand and twenty two first of all at spot on Jobat storyline,I wit a hundred percent, so see that six times. I love that so j just remind me who'sin it. So John Seen so we have so thear. Two leading men are John Sener andJason Statham Fuck to Alphas to absolute elphers. We've got. I wantedto pick a really weird looking person. As the like. You know, the aliedcabades I'm fixed EO shemy that naturally Goe straight to step. Shit mea google, weird unit, steep or Sheby Cups Up Nob, and then I felt like weneed a little bit of sort of comic relief, Sh and Geit a little bit of aweird unit. So I chose to callthe colkon to be like a spin off sot kindof sidekick for John Sina, a hundred percent, all righty look Mike. You set the bar pretty highthere. I think they would absolutely dominate at the box offic. So I get,I'm gonna give you nine out of ten there. Oh Jee, thank you, te think purestar factor, awesome pot. Obviously yeah. It's pretty much just shy thetent, and that's only because it's not a marvel movie isume and that Yeah I'vecome actually could o release e could at we could integrate somebody into itall right. If you'R choosing marble as your studio, I'm Gayng I'm going nineand a half ten. I think I think it's to. I don't think we can get them on board,but well, you know we'll look into it. We'll look at the production. Tam willlook into it. We'll go non. Okay, I'm Goe will ner this now all right. Herewe go. Okay! Let me just O pe takes to get into mymove characterlise. So in a world of ordinary people, it'll take one of thenone tragedy to bring the Will America to its knees. So when the World Lost Hope, where didwe tour one man, just one special man to save us all this December, theworld's biggest blockbuster Dwayne, the Rock Johnson fights covid nineteen in abattle of epic proportions. Who will come out on top? This movie is bestsome real life e. That sort of that is brilliant, so coan you can youextendo the plut a little bit? Obviously, that's that's a rippertrailer H, k that is gonna people will flock to see that so I'm going with thefirst of the Furyou Mall here in that there's no real plot, it's just theRock in a shirt. That's about six sizes, too small, literally fighting thecorader virus and to Han combat that is brilliant yeah. It is so good all right,I'm going to give that Ino...

Noah. Do you think the fact that it's fighting covid nineteen is Goingno d? You thinkit's too soon. What's the Reala state of this movie December, two thusand and twenty, who, just just as everyone comes out ofisolation? That's I maybe thetwell that's yeah as a studio.That's what we decided. You know we thought Itod be the best best way toget bumbs on seets people are going to be in a mood like yeah fuck yeah. Webeat it t fair enough. I think that that is going to go brilliantly. Ithink, and particularly I think, you've got thei. You got the factor that it'sobviously like as soon as you're out of isolation, so you're going tocapitalize on the the whole, particularly American, like you know,we won. We won like mission accomplished. That is yeah, I'm going to give that I'll. Give that an AC. I reckon that's fair. That's fair! It's tough to be John Sena and Stathan.I think it great. I think it's just now. Look I love Doa, the Rock Johnson asmuch as the next guy, but I think it's to Gad. It is hard for him to carry amovie purely on his own, like at least Fastin. Your teory fast and Feros yehad vid diesel. That is true, I can't say, Oh what was that rampage?You see Ram page, no TT, Siwere Wer, the rock is ready like has zoo orsomething or he's like a zoo headler, and this that's right, yeah and if Irelel the girly guys crazy, andhe's, the only one that can stopit it'sbrilliant, such a good show a movie, but so I think I think that's. Your onlyissue is that you're, yet you're, relying very heavily on therock which, which I mean can aw you haven't, heard who's playing thecoronavirus. Yet I wait who's playing the corotavirus itself. Dont done done. It's back. Everything is N. it's going to take theBronk ninety minutes to fight out. He can't actually punch a virus. Is theregoing to be a scene in that movie where the rock is in Ta lab coat, justwithout any explanation around it? Probably wearing Yu lasses as well. Dot O Lizy gonna be doing that, buthe's gonna be doing bench press while two buds of Birtas Flowin thebackground, there's going to be a montage seed ofhim working out in a lab? Yes, because we all know the greatest seed in anymovie is in the fast of the furious working conjaction stake them doing byte Pis opposite each other. Well, congratulations! Mat! I think youwin that one. If, if anybody has another movie plot line, suggestiontrailer that they want to submit to us jump onto Samin, Alex stock, Comda Ouand you know, find the contact forms and send this a your own movie, trailer, but absolutelyyeah, okay, that that's that is so good day. I'd love to see any of H, eitherthose movies a be fucking in the areo. I recommetion sad of Offa jest see ifwe get in inibles back like Netflix Il buy anything. Actually, that's true, Jus give it a guy, just se whatae, so staying with movies, we came up withAnon a little game here. More kind of focused around us, though, rather thanthe big stars, so we're kind of assuming tat in this scenaro and thegame is called. Who would play you? Who would play you, okay in introducing who would play you yeah?So it's kind of the scenario that you...

...know you kind of play it at school abit. You know if there's a movie to be made about your life, who would- and you can pick a different portion ofyour life. You know- you've been incredibly successful. Obviously, haveyou've reached the highest summits. You know you've got a gorgeous lid. You have to pick the following WHO's.The director who plays you, who plays your love interest, who plays thevillain and who plays you, psychic and sort ofa rough plot, sure sure wish like Ma to start or do you thinkyou want to start this one? I gay first one this one, so mmy movie is going to be about mycricket season, two THOUSA and Nineteen Sash, two thousand and twenty of coursefuck. It is yep where I scored threee hundred andseventy seven runs at an average of sixty two point, eight three with twohundred some onefifty. You know an incredible achievement indegrea cricket. So as a director, I've gone for Martin,Scotsesi, sure sure hes. I I feel like it's the kind of artsee movie that he'dattach himself to sure that's smile, actually Yep Yep, yeah e. It Gould havebe like a a Brooklyn kind of background to it. This piteaion, this by being inin the Middle Victoria Yeah we get a. We get a yeah, we cunset it in Brooklyn. For some reason, and also it's a big fan of trackingshots, I quite like the idea of just walking around a cricket cricket hovallto one tracking shot telling Yo ro omis to set up the opening SA playing myself. I'd have Scott EastwoodOyi. DO NO TS GOTISUS! THAT'S SMART! That's very smart because I feel likewe get him on the cheap, because he's is he's not a big big movie staff can'tthink of him in a leading role, but he's been in somebig movies: Yeah Tru, you know es very classically, handsomeand plus I might get to meet Clint Eastward SOTHAT's a Banus love interest. I've got two optionshere, depending on scheduling and availability and stuff, so I've gone ofGod for either Austraelian crecket, Captain Tim Pane's, wife, bonny pain. Why is that man? Just radomly big big fan of Hes sorthing shout up to Bonny com O ar Margo Robbi. You KNOWI'll leave it up to Martin. Heis the director, after all, whoever he feels like more worthy of casting suresure villain, because every villain has tobe English because yeaht's, how movies work I've gone for the Chaffish, Geza and Shavin where's the suit most of the times, thetrunt sporter, Jason Stifem, of course, and as a sidekick. So I'm choosing youyou and the plot a kind of my psychic righ sure who would you like to play yourselfactually well? Actually, so so in my movie, which is coming up next,obviously, coming up to you, I've chosen Tom Hitdalsten to play myselfTom hiddlestod yeah ididn'need to I need to explain the movie today. Itreally works Ogot for a bit of height there Ma you H, may me do like Tom Hardy,...

...okay wow one week of whites, and you reallywrite yourself. Ode O to Noi've gone for Nicholas Holt. Nicolas Hot e guythat plays beast o next men, that's AE's a little bit of similarity.There, HMM I'LL! Take that I'll. Take that I can see Nicholas solders. Like a you know, a dgre opening botler fowlingyeah that works yeah, so th thatuld be my movie d. You Have A.is there a plot behind it? Yeah the plot is I'm coming off pretty averageseason the previous year and it's kind of backs against the war with a newclub. I just smash it out the park after a tough run and there's there's anet Montas which, which is notactually me. It's it's actually, a montage ob, steetstepen Peter Debre, Mit, absolutely builting the cover offa ball and Wele,just superimposed my face on it, AAs yeah. What's your movie make okay? So my okay, my director is going to beChristopher Nollan, I'm looking I'm looking for it's goingto be a fuck. Here we go it's going to be it's going to be a darker movie. Ni!Show it's Goinna yeah, it's gon to have afavorite attention, drama, buzs atmosphere, it's Goonto, makeabsolutely nice sense. Exactly so playing myself, as I said, will be TomHiddleston, I'm very I'm very much going off like the inception kind ofcast any essentially Eddy, Christopher dolar movie, so full offull of English people. Really Okay, love interest! Now My loveinterest. I've chosen is Olivia Mun. Do you know who she is Oliviam. Give veryquick, give her a quick good girl if you're at the Computer Eso. I just GONNA keep talking. I'M gonna go to Dr Google here, so I just watchd a moviewith he last night and she is incredible. Nice and obviously you didn't tell you verysit. Oh, she is stunning yeah she's in she plays salock in next Mente, yes,YEP! Yes, yes and she dated the basketballer. What's his name ar you think of AaronRogers, the NFL player? Oh, she dated him as well, I'm sure but yeah Kevinlove for cavaliers. Did He? Oh Damn a? I think so, Oh day, I pretty sure getget dars on the pots and pans to chit that on check that one up, yeah, fair,well tat, one up ast, so se yeah I've chosen here because litually just because I watchd a moviewith hit last tnight- and she was incredible. So I picked that one okay by villain is Tom. Pardy yeah, a yeah and my sidekick, thatsGOINTA, be interesting. Call is going to be played by Ricki Jeves, Oh that in aous movie inas, it's allright! So let let me go into the pluck for you all right, okay, so much like real life, I am an athleticprodigy, but I have to, but I'm injured, it's like a horrific injury that I getokay. So then the film is going to be a recount of my life, while I'm in thehospital recovering from this injury, which I obviously received from TomHardy, because Het's the villaininist so being being a Christopher Nolan film aswell there's Gon to be a few twist and turns so. It turns out that Tom Hardypurposely cause this injury as a means to inception me and Plat. The idea thatI don't know how to play the game that I excel, that, okay, what game a e youplaying again, I'm not even sure. Yet it could be anything. I'm gonna say...

...it is what it is worth mentioning youyou wear a decent footy playerback in the day. In fact, I have it on verygood authority. You would have been number one draftic had you Ende Tat Yer, and that is- and that is the line thatwhenever we go out, ou usually tell everybody belev. I believe that's the line thatscored you your very serious, long term, girlfriend wes, almost certainly thatwas yeah exactly. We may have to fat check that okay. So then, there's going to be lots ofMONTAGES OF OLIVIA MON and reckige ovas teaming up to teach me how to play thegame again. Yeah and and I've just I'v finished this off with justholarity and sues. So it's going to be both thire's Goingno be drama. There's goingno be a comedy Yeah Fer bit o Sport and obviously I think, tha the plot line atthe ED. Obviously I'll get back to the top, and you know, yeah haven't even decided what sport it'sgoing to be, but born envety S, I'm going to wil that it. So that'sessentially going to be my my movie. Oh my God. Can we make it in the sameuniverse as my movie about the Rock and you shoot your Monta scenes at the sametime that would be you're in the Iron Paradise. He's like what you tradingyour life lakes, he's like sick, sick thatand and you Guy Im, dig betchGut Hes, spuff Ede, guys O do I don't do Benchodo Hig Tety rets, I'm turnedas both Jeez wear fi with themoves. That soundslike an osolete cracker. I think it's Tiin, and particularly your one I'dlove to see if assuming that body paid, because herschedule will be far tighter than than Marko Robbi. So, let's just a shoother robbi bit of a has been yeah true, but let's a shoot. Obviously, if shelistens to this, of course, tot efaned, the Sho Margav, obviously withJaking, okay Hame bit of fun but yeah, I would love to see MargoRobbie, like at a cricket game. I think that would be just the concept of thatis just awesome. I'd also quite like to see Scotties Wor,gettinto character. Learning at like Chin, an American learn. How to playcricket would be fucking. Ilarious yeah. We tellhim me has to go all method:MIDIASS, wind him up, Ghe's Actuallyn Buwha. What a pater just comes: ErreTryig to play cricket yeah all right. Well, I think that's! That's!Essentially all obout movies kind of sort of I guess it got O is it doesalsolke led to the fact that we've been a home for a long time? We we got to bewatching a FEMINAE movies. Yeah, not gonna, not gonna lie the Stair crazyeskicking in maybe about ten percent o the moment. Oh yeah, moving on to something not movie Yorelated bit of Barconvo a conversation, the kind of often comesup. You know you haveing a few getting on the beers it you might and it's an interesting one. What would youdo in a Zombi apocalypse, so the world has been taken over bydeadly virus corona and cough? I wasn't supposed to read that bit. It's you and Aither, your family orfriends, or whoever you want to choose. You can have no more than a team of six versus the rapidly increasing supply ofhumans on be hybrids. Now few few notable points to bear in mind, so yougot to talk as through what your plan is s. The the FP Center is Melbourne.CVD MM peurly because we both live inMelboulne if you're playing along at home. It's where the fuck, you livesure...

...zombies. We getwe'RE GANEG for slowzombies, slowes sombies. They can move at half human pace or Alex flout sprint ye they can, they can only be killed bydestroying their brain. Surthe virus is only transferred through biting Yep andyou have a finite supply of small vinict shits. I know how much you lovethem. Yep Put and the one Caviot is you're not allowed to do the plan fromSharn of the dead, which is inchester. We can't we can't just hang at localPUP. Okay, no have an ones. CIR pint, wait for all this tolow over o okay. So this is going to beinteresting. Okay, so they move at halfpace a pacte but you're, going toassume so being in the CBD they're going to be infecting a lot of people,essentially Al Mhe, wits yeah. What's the like? What's the catalyst to, Iguess preawell how about this? I put a bit ofthought into this, but kind of correct my thinking as I go here. So my plan is to get as rural aspossible sure sure it's actually a plan. I want to do longterm purly, because I don't like people but sw heading out towards the Grampan, soWestin Victoria Yep ye kind of hilly terrain, but is there's a lot of lakes andrivers up that way, so you've got access to fresh water, firtile groundplenty of animals for food sure, and you know, depending on where you go in the grandpins themselves. Pretty well sheltered and considerbecause it's healy, you can see people coming from a mile away. SMART! That'swhere I go to the people I choose made: obviouslyi'd say your lovely self,so we could keep putting out some awesome content sa. I choose two other mates, one of whom's,a doctor, because I feel like a doctors very handy. You always need a medic.Anyone, that's Pliye, to shoot again need Omedic, of course, of course, and the other maid I choose is madiisparticularly outdoorsy kind of, like your bear: Grills minus the DrinkingRon, piss Shit, Yep they're, quite outdoors and they'equite practical. So if you needed to build stuff they're, quite good, I'mterrible at that kind of Shit. So don I be good, so I feel like we got a goodbalance there like you and I bring the comic relief, the muscle you know we could do the the hunting, thebuildering, the laboring work. We got a knockd, we got an outdoorsman to findus a settlement, sure I'd, say o one family member, which I wh shouldbe my dad, sorry, mom and sister, okay, ititut. No, I'm sorry! She's just shitit giving throwdowns, that's no ESEASTA, you know, that's got a good arm on himstill even at sixty and choose a woman, because we need tobreed ino. Now. Don't call me beside o this,you, you would beet a woman at some point down the track. Am I wrong? Of course I mean at this point, maybe I's justfor their clear thinking. Yeah, probably the part I haven't figured out is howthe fuck we're going to get there. Okay, that was thats. Gon, be my firstquestion, so obviously public transport can't be taken into considerationactually, N. first off. So what's the response like so say from so you know abeginning in the CBD. How long is it...

...until people realize that it's like aproblem like I wer talking toilet paper level panic? So people are just goingfucking, nuts, okay, sor sure so he's people are still supermarkets. You knowtheyre just running around in the street yeah the sombies are trying to bite. You see,find out pretty quickly sure sure, okay, so then yeah you can have to dosomething like a like in minivan yeat to get everybodyout there. I think you're going to need Hem Ini, then so doyo get hem any menall right. So I guess the first thing we have to do. Are we all in the same place when thishappens? No, that's the challenge as well, so we have a shoka individuallocations so to make it fair well day. Half of the team is with me and half ofthe teams with you sure, okay and we don't live too far apart from eachother, so we ceed to Neah you're not going to want to takethe freeway, because that's going to be the busiest part and assuming thatthere's like this kind of panic happens all at once, then it's Goivno be Himsand cars left on the freeway and everybody's Gog Goo to be a Bedinin,the shit yeah. So so you might find road blocks and crap like that. So youdon't need that. That is true! So then youneed to get everybody to like. I guess looking out a suburb that is sothinking that still yeah full access to Thegri. My thought is: I'm riding theCBD, so I'm Gena struggled get out of the thick of it yeah. I reckon your teams kind of in chargeof Van Procurement and supplies because you got a little bit more time Sur suremy team is doing kind of immediate supplies and weapons weapons yeps what's Iu Se. So what's the go toweapon going to be as well? I guess ceus remember that'I'm, going with theShan of the Dead Model, I'm going a cricket that I'm not getting my my brannew Oeuna that you hit three hundred threehundred thirty four Rens Uf E. Seventy seven Ns. I knew Youhad that wrong andeverag sixty two by three no I'vduse M, my lovely albat whe. You remember well good ot, Lestguzy, mildnew balance. I feel like she'd serve me one lasttime. Oh, she would she would absolutely and then one of the otherguys in the teams got to set a golf club. So I feel like a golf club wouldbe pretty good sure sure, and I've got to set here as well. So we got, we'vegot a lease OFFAIRI. We have good access to go fubs, so that's importantgot good, actess, yeah. Okay, I got anything that kill s onbe from adistance. That's the other thing that we need. Don't we so do you have a do?You have a crossbow? No really enough. What could we o? Maybe we could uselike a so I'm just look Har an my garage, hmm yeah. It's not easy! So like yeah,because you can't do obviously the shon in the dead approach es a record, a vinyl disc, from a distance to tryand get the head yeah I've seen your throwing arm. Iwouldn't back it exactly exactly that'SSO! That's going to be so. That'sGOINNA BE OU first issue because we don't want to get into like hend to himcombat because then there's, obviously a higher chance. Oginning bittenexactly and you've got a good chance getting overwhelmed like this virus isgoing to spread pretty quickly. Yes, okay, so gointo get done on Voe sowe'regoing no need we're going to need whether we pick it out in the country.I feel like we're going to need. We get any guns. It's N, we gn ee, somethingthat can shoot is on be from the WHOTTL way. Well, I guess that's also. Thebenefit of getting to the country is there's going to be a higher, probablyconcentration of guns yeah. So that's good, Ri, yeah particular I Ustraya itwas, it was America would be absolutely...

...set. We could just go to like Atie.Just look at my bedside table. Yeah Hsyeah, there's a AK. Forty seven, thatI bought from Walmart, so yeah you could do. We could dosomething like that, so we have to get to the country, obviously got highground so that we can see them coming. We need to set up. We would need to situp like a would we go and set up like a an alarm system on the outside of theproperty or you just purely going off like A. I guess like a centry kind of set up solike somebody's always on lookout, I'm geting two people on lookout and theyreach in charge of a point of the campus sure and Hon. so are they goingto be the most trustworthy people so now we're going to we're going tohave to rotate it? Oh you thinking we're going to get betrayed. Lo. No,I'm not thinking we're going to get potrayer. I think there'se going to bepeople that are lazy. THAT'S THE ISSUE! So, like you can't be lazy, it's son beapocalypse time exactly, but so like I'm starting to think it might not.Take you I'm the practical figure here. So you need yeah. Okay, so got twopeople, conctent rotation, that's good s! It's going to Hes gonna beat to seethem when they're coming. What we heonly concern is nightful.What O y yeah yeah that's true. We can pick up night vision, googles as yousend us a message. wherevoer Tou pick up some night vision, goggles in aZombi apocalypse. If you email us goon the website seminilixcom, do I don? I Il sorry always forget itstarte! You yea yeah, let us know whet you pick up somenight vision. Gobles that'd be useful. Okay, so so that's probably going to be.The first thing is: We need to be able to see things in the dark, obviously the place. What we choose isgoing to be well like protected. Maybe we AL, can these onbes drive? No, they can't so we got so. We have apretty long. You never know Mat, sorry, Ei'm, pretty sure e drivi Sho ther do okay, so we're Goinna have a long timebefore they get out. There wait e well, Yo have like months. I guess. Maybe not.We have weeks and wiks so Goinna have a while yeah okay. So the plan would beto obviously set up the house as well as we could get to like a really goodhigh high ground spot itable as well yeah. We need a gym yeah. I am paradisekind of thing. I paradise actually fuck it. I'm swapping my dadout for the rock sorry dead, although it's going to cost a lot tofeed it. That's the thing regument, Oh yeah, so food wise. So we're purelygoing to be hunting, Yeah Yeah gonna be hunting because we wouldn't be. Wewould be risking going o culls because, like Il migwe done, INA harmony,innocent animals and risk Peter getting us because thes, that's that's worse than Zombi, so obviouslywe'll be having a plart based dot. Very heavy Planteso yeah. Exactly I'd rather shoot myself might just stay at the CBDC logo. Lastyeah, true that gonna be acudene Fu owe could do that,so we need yeah. So we got Waysa six people an Mani van to get out. There werelooking here for golf clubs, Cricget Bat to start off with and then tryingto procure a gun. Essentially going to the grandpionswere picking up some night vision. Goggles wemen two People Watch were building a gym in a house weewe're not hunting for food. We've got a plant based Diet and we near a freshwater source, so we're actually doing...

...okay, shit ICAN that will work. What doyou reconds going to be the thing that, like catches, hus out, I don't reckonwe'll get out of the city, but you know it's one of those movies that just lasttwenty five ite Eg a fact they caught them, Yeah God, Damn that tat. Ithought if we can make it getting out thecities to Har Part. I reckon the rest is a bit easier. Organ is I thing ICANif we could get out of the city in a reasonable at a time and not sort ofyou know, hiding for days trying to like look forpeople and stuff, then I reckon yeah I reckon would beokay. The also thing is that you have to understand that everybody'sexpendable. So, like you can't be you can't just let yourself be sort oftaking a back, I guess by people getting like, you know, lost to the zombies yeah and we're alsoexpendable, in the sense that this could be the plot of expendigles, fouror five or whatever they're up to now, and if we've got the rock that'shundred percent going to happen God. I love that movie Deni. That is, that is an unbelievablecast reer that the first one is it like, never seen any of them. It's like sly,Jean Clard, Vandam, Terry creet. Probably I don't think so. Whaas he inthe second one maybe think leam hemsorth is in the second one WerdlonoJetley Yeah Jently, I'm pretty sure yeah like proper action, Stars SomthingHav bit a big Gergo e', not yea, not the expandables that you pend, so the exails expendables cast hadsliced alone Jason Stathan, which I completely figuret Jetley Dolph Lungren,ratl, FL, Randy, Kacua, stone, cold, Steve, Auston sheet, you Ih, yea, Terry Cruiz, you're, rightand Micky, and Micky rock as well yea Te Se Movie Ser Lo Shit, Al Right! Well, I reckon we'vegone for about forty minutes, so I reccon we can. I Hoe. You probablyshould call it that was a that was a heck of a heck of an episode, Hoe, ZonReal. I hope everybody enjoyed it. Thanks for listening to episode. Three will I'm not sure when o release thisone probably same time next week, mllreally depending yeah, so yeah everybody visit, Samelcom Doauif you've got anything to you know, send this make sure you fol on facebook Instagram,and you can listen to this on anyway, you can find a good podcast, spotifyGoogle, podcast Apple Podcast, Soum cloud, we're out there we're out there outthere an everywhere all right, cool choose everybody. Thank you thanks. Youguys! That's all for today's episode, thanks for listening to the SAM, anAlex podcast.

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